May 2013
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
kawrying:
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
vvorldwideweb:
keep-calm-and-geek-on:
vvorldwideweb:
scaraptor:
vvorldwideweb:
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is
Silence is the loudest scream
deep
“It’s unbelievable how you can affect someone else so deeply and never know.”
– Susane Colasanti (via perfect)
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
